October 17, 2002

Congratulations to Christina H.
for winning our first "Suggest your favorite Oxymoron" contest.
She won a dozen free tshirts of her winning suggestion "Living Dead".
A picture of the design we created based on her winning Oxymoron suggestion appears below.

Check It Out!

Announcing our New “Help Make Us Famous” Reward
Program.
Our new contest isn’t really a contest but more of a
reward program. We’re trying to get our name out
there, and we’re willing to reward our loyal
customers for helping to do our marketing for us. We
are offering the following rewards:

1. Appear on national television wearing one of
our Oxymoronix tshirts = rewarded with a dozen free
Oxymoronix tshirts of your choice.
2. Appear on local television wearing one of our
Oxymoronix tshirts = rewarded with three free
Oxymoronix tshirts of your choice.
3. Appear in a national newspaper or magazine
wearing one of our Oxymoronix tshirts = rewarded with
a dozen free Oxymoronix tshirts of your choice.
4. Appear in a local newspaper or magazine
wearing one of our Oxymoronix tshirts = rewarded with
three free Oxymoronix tshirts of your choice.
5. Convince a national celebrity to have his
picture taken wearing an Oxymoronix tshirt = rewarded
with a minimum of three free Oxymoronix tshirts of
you choice. (The bigger the celebrity the more free
tshirts we send you. The Oxymoronix staff is the
sole judge and jury of the celebrity’s status and his
equivalent worth in free tshirts.)
6. Convince any current or former senior level
executive of Enron to have his picture taken wearing
a Business Ethics Oxymoronix tshirt = rewarded with
six free Oxymoronix tshirts of your choice.
7. Convince any current or former senior level
executive of Worldcom to have his picture taken
wearing a Corporate Responsibility Oxymoronix tshirt
= rewarded with six free Oxymoronix tshirts of your
choice.
8. Convince the Pope to have his picture taken
wearing a Cardinal Sin Oxymoronix tshirt = rewarded
with fifty free Oxymoronix tshirts of your choice.
9. Convince George Bush to have his picture
taken wearing an Oxymoronix tshirt = rewarded with
fifty free Oxymoronix tshirts of you choice.

Here are the rules and guidelines. You must send us
a videotape to prove a television appearance. You
must send us a clipping to prove a newspaper of
magazine appearance. You must send us a digital
image or photograph of the celebrity wearing the
tshirt to prove you convinced a celebrity to wear the
tshirt. Only celebrities of national status count.
For example you local television weatherman does not
count, but one of the contestants on Survivor would
count. In fact, even though we guarantee a minimum
of three free Oxymoronix tshirts per celebrity, we
will throw in some extras if it is a really big name
celebrity. There will be only one reward per
individual celebrity, and only the first person to
submit a specific celebrity will be rewarded. (This
means you can’t have one celebrity try on multiple
tshirts, and then have every member of your family
submit him.) This promotion is scheduled to run
through May 31, 2003. We reserve the right to
terminate the promotion early at any time.

You should send proof in the form of videotapes,
clipping, and photographs to

ACP & Associates, Inc.
Attn: Oxymoronix Rewards Program
83 D Industrial Park Drive
Hendersonville, TN 37075

admin@oxymoronix.com

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